Daughter of The Smartest Human Alive

By: dad On: Nov 25 At: 1:07 pm | Discussion (0)

Everything seems to be fine with Ashley, at least preliminarily. The Radiologist didn’t see anything, but we still are waiting for the full report. So it seems we just have a pukey, acidy baby.

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By: dad On: Jun 14 At: 6:33 pm | Discussion (0)

So i was thinking about Ashely, and babies in general and realized that even though they are in the world once they are born, they still really don’t do anything of value. I know it sounds like im being an idiot at first, but hear me out. As an infant, she isn’t really going to do much. She will poop, sleep, eat, etc. A little bit of playing peekaboo and stuff like that, but no real back and forth interaction.

I am smart enough to realize that i could be completely wrong, since after all this is my first child, but to me it makes sense, and since its my blog for now, I am all that matters :P I know they start to develop a personality right from the start, but thats not what I am talking about. I am talking about actual interaction, hugs, playing, teaching, etc. The peekaboo game is gonna get old fast…

So I had a thought of the future. Ashley will be 5, loves her daddy (i hope lol), and comes running full speed, arms wide, yelling DADDY!!!!, crashes into me to give me a big hug, and her head cracks me in the nuts. LOL. Its funny how detailed you day dreams can be. Not even sure how possible that will be anyway, since I am self employed and don’t have any plans on changing that, unless i have to of course (hopefully not). So its not like im gonna be coming home from work to a loving daughter.

A well, it will be an experience. And Ashley, when you read this in a few years, try not to be too obnoxious of a teenager :)

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