http://www.ashleybarchas.com Daughter of The Smartest Human Alive Sat, 06 Sep 2008 16:52:52 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en You may have heard of Phantom Ringer (ringtone), which is where you think you hear your phone ringing when you are watching a movie or something. Well... It seems to be happening with baby toy music now. I was at court today since I got called for jury duty, and was ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/05/20/phantom-baby-toy-music/ Ashley started crawling about 2 weeks ago. She's such a cutie truckin' around the house. I can't help but brag – I'm a proud mommy! http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/05/06/ashleys-mobile/ I am removing the vids from youtube. The human race is full of stupid, ignorant, useless windbags, who seem to have nothing better to do with their time then comment (ironically) on how much time I seem to have on my hands. Instead, flickr now hosts videos, so I am going ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/04/22/youtube-people-suck/ ugh. That Subway sandwich ad is the worst most annoying ad ever, and i can't get it out of my head. Apparently it works on babies too, since every time it plays on the TV, Ashley spins her head around to the TV. Probably because both mom and I keep ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/04/22/subway-ad-5-5-dollar-5-dollar-footlong/ Been off the posting wagon for a while because Ashley has been back to waking up constantly during the night. Seems to be more reflux problems, which should be growing out of, but isn't for some reason. We are now on a waiting list for the Gastro specialist at Phoenix ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/04/22/im-a-slacker/ I just had to post that Ashley said her first word last night! And of course it was "mama" :) It was clear as could be and her grandparents and father heard it. I guess we have to work on "dada" next! http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/03/07/ashleys-first-word/ Well, I guess I have truly become a "mom". I have become obsessed with a product called baby legs. They are baby leg warmers and are used to keep your little one's legs warm or to protect them from hard surfaces when crawling. They also make diaper changes very easy! ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/02/24/i-have-truly-become-a-mom/ Two days ago I was asked by the Rubicon Project (an advertising network that I used...) to place a terms of service (TOS) on this blog stating that I will not promote adult stuff. Basically they don't want me peddling porn. LOL, this is a blog about raising my daughter… ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/02/12/rubicon-project-buh-by/ I have been asked to by one of my ad/affiliate networks to add a Terms of Service notice to this site. LOL. I'm serious. Ridiculous I know, but alas, it gives me a topic of humor to write about. Warning, by clicking the following link to read it the TOS, you ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/02/10/tos-lol/ Apparently the fever from a few days ago was a precursor to a skin rash from a viral infections called Roseola. Pretty much every kid gets it at some point, and the rash itself is not a big deal, though it looks bad. Red welts all over her trunk. All ... http://www.ashleybarchas.com/2008/02/09/roseola/