
Ah yes, off to a stellar start as my child ![]()
No photoshop, no positioning of fingers, all 100% natural bad ass baby. Of course she constantly does this as do a lot of babies. I was trying to figure out why, and I think i got it. If you hold your hand loosely, and curl your fingers in, because your an adult, you have learned to micro-adjust your fingers as they curl in. However, if you try to shut that off, and you use all the muscles in your hand, specifically the ones in your palm, to curl your fingers in, then your outer fingers move first, causing the middle finger to be last in line, and gets stuck out in the cold. It’s pretty funny, when breast feeding she is always flipping-off mom.
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9:29 pm
Remind me to tell you sometime how my daughter invented the word “Fuck.” It still lives in our family history as the all time best laughfest of our lives.
Just gets better from here man…