Not all that interesting a fan you say? Oh no, you are a mistaken… Apparently the fan is the most interesting thing in all the universe. More interesting than mommy, or daddy, or toys, or the dog, or anything. If there is a fan in the room, Ashley must stare at it. If it’s moving, she stares at it. If it’s off, she stares at it. Lights on or off, she stares at it. Though when the lights are on it makes her sneeze. The only thing that is able to distract from the fan is… The Boob. But even then, she will occasionally peek at it from the corner of her eye.
Is it distrust? Did the fan commit some heinous act of malice against her? Did it make fun of her in another life? Does she thing the fan is a higher being? I have no idea. I wish we had thought scanners from the future so we could see what she is thinking. Maybe she thinks its the parent, and we are just appendages?
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9:25 am
Winston, particularly loved any kind of moving lights. The drive through the 7th street underground tunnel on the 10 was just amazing to him.
Hey can I be on your blogroll please?
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1:04 pm
consider it done. from both blogs btw
4:11 pm
thanks my friend ja ‘Preciate.
Have you never noticed how kids toyz are all like the fan though? they all do the move-y and light stuff. Hell, it’s still rather a blast to get a little silly and watch lights go ’round…
6:37 pm
no doubt. we have a star that plays the same freakin song over and over and over and over with some blinky LEDs on it, and she loves it, just stares and zones out. I’m gonna review it at some point.
7:37 am
you know now that I have actually looked at a PICTURE of the fan, I gotta say, it maybe is kinda interesting. 3D vision gives too much information, making the fan seem terribly boring. But when you flatten it out to a 2D picture, it kind of becomes a little more interesting…