Daughter of The Smartest Human Alive

By: dad On: Aug 31 At: 2:44 pm

So it seems that she just goes into these so-called “feeding frenzies”. So far the record eating for 1 single session has been well over 4 ounces. Both boobs for a good amount of time, then 2 ounces, wait, no-joy, 2 more, ah…. sleepy. If you put 4 ounces in a glass and look at it, you will be very confused as to how that can actually fit into a baby that is only 8 pounds. I gotta tell you, she is freaking Houdini or has a magic multidimensional stomach or something. Frankly it doesn’t add up for me. The volume of food is this big: |……….| but the volume of baby innards is this big: |….|
Please explain the magic of baby physics to me.

followup: Ashley has been up for over 6 hours.


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